弐 - Voice

[gohon]

[ We're not even going to think about the rage that the event gave him.

Instead, let's backtrack to a couple of days ago--It was a rainy and dreary day, and wandering around getting wet outside probably wasn't the best idea for his health, so he decided to turn in early. But what greeted him when he returned to his humble abode was a familiar cat, sitting on his doorstep looking like he owned the damn place.

Fast forward to today. Souji's kind of got the gist of this journal thing. People use it like a posting board and sometimes open it at the most inconvenient times and say things that are pretty embarrassing. That can be used to his advantage, right?

So when his cat's asleep, he'll lounge next to him, journal open. Oh and he totally dropped it on the floor by accident and that's why it's open conveniently next to him, recording. Right. Everything he says is a complete accident!! ]

Heheh, you're cute when you sleep, Toshizo.

You're always so irritating and giving me bad looks when you're awake. But like this, when you let me pet you... I realize how soft you are, and how peaceful you can be... and even I can calm down a little.

[ A little pause before he chuckles again. pokan the nose... ] So cute. ♥

Comments

[jewitch]

Yeah, well entering your own house doesn't suddenly make you not a stalk---

Wait. [The phrasing, this guy's flippant attitude.......]

Are we even talking about a person here?

[its_storytime]

Easier, huh? Why's that? I'm sure the grocery store has what you need. Otherwise, let it roam free! Catch a few talking mice.

[voice]

[gohon]

No. Why'd you think something like that?

[ WHAT IS SO STALKERISH ABOUT PETTING A CAT ]

[voice]

[whimsicalwinds]

[WELL...]

B-because you're watching a man sleep! And you're petting him! You truly are a dangerous person, aren't you... [IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.]

[gohon]

Look.

[ Picking Toshizo up, which effectively wakes him up from his nice kitty nap and holds him up to the camera. And with his bad attitude and all, he starts to meow-whine, wriggling in Souji's hands. Now he looks like the real Hijikata, scowl and what not. ]

That's not a nice face.

[ Dropping him FINE GO AND DO YOUR CAT THINGS, TOSHIZO ]

[voice]

[gohon]

Ugh, that's a bit sick, Hayate-kun. Where'd you get the idea I was petting a man? [ WHOSE MIND IS IN THE GUTTER NOW. ]

[voice]

[whimsicalwinds]

...E-eeeeh? You made it seem that way, Souji-san! I had assumed that you meant it was a girl, but you corrected me on the gender, so...! [...He's really not sure which would even be more perverted though.]

I-if... If it's not that, then what are you petting?! [DOES HE EVEN WANT TO KNOW...?]

[voice]

[gohon]

A cat.

[voice]

[whimsicalwinds]

...A cat?

[...]

You could have said that in the first place, Souji-san! Instead of giving everyone weird ideas... [..."Everyone" being Hayate but. Shh.]

[markofthewise]

Uh. Sure. [Not really. You cat loving sissy.] I'm Sokka.

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[screwthegods]

I'm simply stating what I'm observing. [And teasing in the process.]

And that may be the reason for your devotion, but it doesn't change that you apparently feel it.

[voice]

[devourthemfirst]

[Not. What he expected to see upon opening his journal. Goodness, there are children listening to these things!!]

I do hope you're referring to some kind of pet, Mr. Souji.

[its_storytime]

[That earns a laugh from the dwarf.] I see what you mean.

Still, having something at least that familiar to you can't be so bad, right? [All Varric has is an important figure from another country who he doesn't even really know.]

Anyone from your home turn up? People, I mean.

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[ahappylie]

.....[this is the most beautiful thing ever, other me]

Can I see~?

[voice]

[gohon]

I'm not giving anyone any weird ideas? [ Innocently! ] You're a bit more of a pervert than I thought you were.

[gohon]

That's a bit complicated. [ Eh, does he have to explain that to this guy... ] But basically, no.

[voice]

[gohon]

I took care of him for a while when he was injured at home. It'd be kinda mean if I turned him away here, wouldn't it?

[gohon]

Oh, looks like I've been found out. [ Grinnnnn. Also he's not admitting that he's trollan!! ]

[gohon]

Souji Okita.

[voice]

[gohon]

Of course. Why would I be talking about a person? [ That's gross. Kids are perverts. ]

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[gohon]

[ oh hey other me, he'll spare you the trolling

Tilting the journal so that the sleeping kitty is in full view! Isn't he cuuuuuute? ]

[markofthewise]

... no you're not.

[gohon]

Yes I am.

[ This again.............. ]

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[ahappylie]

Oh, he's so cute~! [aaaah he looks so nice. when asleep]

When did he show up?

[markofthewise]

No. I know Okita Souji. He's my teacher. You don't even look like him.