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[ We're not even going to think about the rage that the event gave him.

Instead, let's backtrack to a couple of days ago--It was a rainy and dreary day, and wandering around getting wet outside probably wasn't the best idea for his health, so he decided to turn in early. But what greeted him when he returned to his humble abode was a familiar cat, sitting on his doorstep looking like he owned the damn place.

Fast forward to today. Souji's kind of got the gist of this journal thing. People use it like a posting board and sometimes open it at the most inconvenient times and say things that are pretty embarrassing. That can be used to his advantage, right?

So when his cat's asleep, he'll lounge next to him, journal open. Oh and he totally dropped it on the floor by accident and that's why it's open conveniently next to him, recording. Right. Everything he says is a complete accident!! ]

Heheh, you're cute when you sleep, Toshizo.

You're always so irritating and giving me bad looks when you're awake. But like this, when you let me pet you... I realize how soft you are, and how peaceful you can be... and even I can calm down a little.

[ A little pause before he chuckles again. pokan the nose... ] So cute. ♥

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...E-eeeeh? You made it seem that way, Souji-san! I had assumed that you meant it was a girl, but you corrected me on the gender, so...! [...He's really not sure which would even be more perverted though.]

I-if... If it's not that, then what are you petting?! [DOES HE EVEN WANT TO KNOW...?]

A cat.

...A cat?

[...]

You could have said that in the first place, Souji-san! Instead of giving everyone weird ideas... [..."Everyone" being Hayate but. Shh.]

I'm not giving anyone any weird ideas? [ Innocently! ] You're a bit more of a pervert than I thought you were.

[...scream Hayate's face is so red now.. Possibly from a mix of embarrassment and anger and just.. fashka]

..E-eeeeh?! N-no way, that's not it at all, Souji-san! It's your fault for not clarifying! I'm sure other people may agree with me on that as well!

Would they? What kind of person thinks this is something you say to a person?

Yes, of course! You're quite a suspicious and dangerous person, after all. So something like that doesn't seem that far off to me!

Ugh, I think your impression's a little off...

[ More to himself, and half-jokingly. You've been reading too many of those books, Hayate. You should stop getting ideas. ]

[He's not the one who reads them... and unfortunately for him, things like that aren't uncommon outside of comic books in his world!]

It's a perfectly logical impression, with what you were saying!

... I guess we all have our own ways of thinking, huh?

[ He's calling you weird again hahahah!

And going back to his cat. meow ]

[He noticed!!]

A-ah.. What's that supposed to mean, Souji-san?

Nothing. Was it supposed to?

I'm not very sure, Souji-san.. You're rather hard to understand.

It sounded like some sort of subtle insult though...

[ HE HEARD THAT ]

You're imagining things.

[HEARD WHAT? HAYATE SAID NOTHING!]

That makes you sound more suspicious, Souji-san.

[ He just laughs!! And--

Oh. Sorry. Putting the conversation on hold while he has a coughing fit. Stop straining his lungs! ]

[HUFF stop laughing! It's not funn--

..oh. As suspicious as Souji is, that coughing does not sound good at all.]

..E-eh? Souji-san?

I'm... [ COUGH COUGH COUGH ] fine... [ HACK HACK--

And after a couple of deep breaths, the coughing fit is done almost as quickly as it started. Oh. That time wasn't so bad.

Hmm. And here he was, trying not to broadcast this over this network. welp. ]

[As unsure as Hayate is about Souji, that cough is kind of worrisome, you know..!]

Eh...? That doesn't sound very fine to me, Souji-san. That cough sounds rather serious..

[ Give him a moment to recompose himself. After which he just gives a chuckle. ]

Not really. Does this sound serious to you?

[ His normal voice, that is. ]

[. . .

8|]

S-Souji-san! [SIIIIGH. Whatever, whatever!] I.. suppose not... But I'm referring to your coughing before!

Oh.

[ ugh. ]

It's not a big deal.

It certainly didn't sound that way, Souji-san.. [unsure...] But if you say so...

[...Hayate's half tempted to offer to make Souji soup or something. but... 8 |]

Yup. I'm fine. [ GRIN heh heh

heh ]

Maybe you should take some sort of cough medicine..

[NOT LIKE HE CARES OR ANYTHING...]

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