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[ We're not even going to think about the rage that the event gave him.

Instead, let's backtrack to a couple of days ago--It was a rainy and dreary day, and wandering around getting wet outside probably wasn't the best idea for his health, so he decided to turn in early. But what greeted him when he returned to his humble abode was a familiar cat, sitting on his doorstep looking like he owned the damn place.

Fast forward to today. Souji's kind of got the gist of this journal thing. People use it like a posting board and sometimes open it at the most inconvenient times and say things that are pretty embarrassing. That can be used to his advantage, right?

So when his cat's asleep, he'll lounge next to him, journal open. Oh and he totally dropped it on the floor by accident and that's why it's open conveniently next to him, recording. Right. Everything he says is a complete accident!! ]

Heheh, you're cute when you sleep, Toshizo.

You're always so irritating and giving me bad looks when you're awake. But like this, when you let me pet you... I realize how soft you are, and how peaceful you can be... and even I can calm down a little.

[ A little pause before he chuckles again. pokan the nose... ] So cute. ♥

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[What the fuck is this, who are you, why are you saying creepy things about him on the network 8|]

Is this some sort of joke?

[ oh delicious ]

No? I'm quite serious.

Who the hell are you, then?

My name's Souji Okita. [ teehee! ]

[What. The. Fuck]

Impossible.

That's not a nice response to someone who just gave their name.

Not when that person is a liar.

But I'm not lying. [ SO INNOCENT! ]

Right, Toshizo? ♥ [ To his cat obv, reaching over and scratching him behind the ears. ]

I know Okita Souji. You aren't him.

[and it's really disquieting to hear that name from someone who claims to be an Okita, too]

Yes I am.

[ how many times is he going to have this argument... ]

You aren't. And I'd like to know how the hell you know my given name.

[ Not even trying to hold back his laughter here. Oh man. If it was a thing in the 19th century he would have gone KITAAAAAA ]

Ahahah! Don't tell me... you're the other Hijikata-san? I know the other me told me you were here, but to show up at a time like this... [ He keeps laughing. It's like he wasn't expecting it but no. This was totally a part of his plan. ]

[oh my god you're even more annoying than Souji and Tetsu combined. It's like it's a superpower or something]

'The other Hijikata'?

That's right. My Hijikata-san's not here. [ a pause. ] But you are. [ Not mentioned but heavily implied: And I'll treat you the same way I treat him! ]

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So you're... a different Souji.

[He doesn't sound like he entirely believes that]

Yes. And you're a different Hijikata-san. [ His eyes narrow, partially in thought and partially to study this other one.

mehhh Here's hoping his own Hijikata never shows up. Dealing with two of them... bleh ]

And your Hijikata is here too?

No, unfortunately. [ Despite his words, he doesn't sound very upset at all. ]

...Who were you talking to, then?

My cat.

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